My Story

My life is a story

My life is a compilation of events in seemingly random sequence.

There is an underlying order.

But no one told me.

And now I live every day in the order I've been given, although I would really prefer to skip over the long boring parts in favor of the action, but alas...

Time.

Is.

Linear.

And skipping steps seems impossible.

But perhaps there is hope.

I know not how.

So I may have to give my old friend Doc Brown a call and discuss his idea for the Flux Capacitor 2.0 that runs on dead skin cells and dreams.

Bananas.